The Fall of America

The passage of the health care law shows that the US empire is declining because it illustrates the fact that people expect the state to take care of them….

One wonders if this lazy attitude can ever be turned around…

A Double Asshole!

Inside a Saudi palace, the scene was the bloody aftermath of an al Qaeda attack in August aimed at killing Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of Saudi Arabia’s counter terrorism operations.

To get his bomb into this room, Abdullah Asieri, one of Saudi Arabia’s most wanted men, avoided detection by two sets of airport security including metal detectors and palace security. He spent 30 hours in the close company of the prince’s own secret service agents – all without anyone suspecting a thing.
How did he do it?
Taking a trick from the narcotics trade – which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities – Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.

Domestic terrorists riot in PA

Source

The marchers included small groups of self-described anarchists, some wearing dark clothes and bandanas and carrying black flags. Others wore helmets and safety goggles.

One banner read, “No borders, no thanks,” another, “No hope in capitalism.” A few minutes into the march, protesters unfurled a large banner reading “NO BAILOUT NO CAPITALISM” with an encircled “A,” a recognized sign of anarchists.
Hmm… NOT a Tea Party.
The marchers did not have a permit and, after a few blocks, police declared it an unlawful assembly. They played an announcement over a loudspeaker telling people to leave or face arrest and then police in riot gear moved in to break it up.

Protesters split into smaller groups. Some rolled large metal trash bins toward police, and a man in a black hooded sweat shirt threw rocks at a police car, breaking the front windshield. Protesters broke windows in a few businesses, including a bank branch and a Boston Market restaurant.

Compare and contrast with the following…

Real patriots.

Funny Poop Story • Therapy Session

NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT INNOCENT (and guilty)

So the other day.. Monday … I took a moderate-to-massive hoofer in the upstairs terlet. nothing special.. right? well, I clogged the sucker. normally, not a big deal.. let it sit for a few, grab the plunger, hope for the best, then joke about it with the boys.

Oh, the plot chickens.

it’s new-employee-Francine’s first day here, she took over Billy Bob’s desk, which is trouble enough. Srsly. Can’t talk about ball scratching or intestinal malfeasance, rockout to GoatWhore, or discuss the finer points of the new Rammstein video (which, BTW is a full fledged pr0nz0). So anyway…

Now I’m sweating all nervous-like, because I turned a super-hoof-in-water into a viscus brown porridge, and the closet-sized stall is right next to the closet-sized womens stall and here i am totally stinking up the joint, and about a 1/2″ away from having a real horrible overflowing cess-ridden disaster.

“Ok,” I says to myself, “no more plungy-flush… I just gotta plungy-plunge like a bitch till it subsides. i can do this.. put your man-pants on, dude.”

No. No I can’t. Nay, I didn’t. I shut the door and shamefully walk into the boss’s office and tell him what i had just done. I take it upon myself to write up a semi-funny sign for the bathroom, “Maybe humor will take away some of the shame,” I think?

“OUT OF ORDER • GO DOWNSTAIRS • IT’S BAD” I write and follow up with an email to officemom, Hilda. Again with the witty subject.

—–Original Message—–
From: Fred Ralista
Sent: Monday, September 21, 2009 12:09 PM
To: Hilda
Subject: head’s up.

Hey Hilda- we’ve been experiencing some progressively bad behavior
with the upstairs men’s room. I think today was the day where the
toilet decided to kill itself. we need help

we posted an out of order sign, that doesnt fix things.

thansk- FR

Her response:

Fred,
Is it not flushing, overflowing? … big Al is around so please let me
know so I can pass on to him what isn’t working… thanks…k

My Clarification:
it’s not flushing. hasn’t overflowed yet, but who knows.. it’s real angry.
and kinda stinky, too.

OK. Note on the door- Office Mom knows to tell this “Big Al” guy, I should be good… seeing as I work Tuesdays from home, that puts me away from the shame for at least 24 more hours.

Wednesday comes around. I hop downstairs for a coffee refill around ~10-ish. Across the great vast beyond that is the downstairs cubicle farm, “Hey Froderick… did big Al take care of your problem… you know… YOUR TOILET PROBLEM?!”

“Um… my toilet problem?” I kind of meekly question in semi-confusion a la The Big Lebowski.

“Yeah, did he fix your clog?! You said you clogged the toilet in an email and i had him fix it.”

… and that is why, good sirs, I never dropped a codger in high school. people can be so cruel.

Inspiration

The sad story of a boy named Ted.

Mary Jo Kopechne 1940- 1969

Ted Kennedy 1932-2009

Kennedy escaped the car, leaving 26-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside to die!

Kennedy escaped to a life of hedonism, debauchery, and selfish destructive policy. He loved to demonize and ruin good peoples lives. He did this by projecting his rabid guilt on these good people and on this country! There is little good to say about this fat man.

However, in respect to Ted Kennedy we do offer this five second tribute.

Beck Exposes Obama’s “Green” Czar

Van Jones. Black Nationalist, Communist, Racist, and all-around prick. Although I suppose the categorization of “racist” is redundant, given that he’s both a Black Nationalist, AND a Marxist gutter-trinket. For shame if you expected anything different from Obama. This man hates you. Hate him back: belch carbon and patriotism.

I’ll “green your ghetto,” buddy. I’ll put a fucking private golf course right in the middle of it.

The Typical Unhinged Leftard!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

This clip is unbelievable! Unbelievably funny that is.

Review and send to all of your Obama loving friends!

Obama,the tyrant,changing America into Chicago!

Obama, the most polarizing figure in history, will use hard working Americans as collateral for his advancement!

“We Rescued the Economy!” snicker snicker

“We rescued the economy” snicker snicker!(SUCKERS)

‘I DON’T THINK SO’: BOEHNER FIRES BACK AT WHITE HOUSE OVER CLAIM THEY ‘RESCUED THE ECONOMY’

That ugly mug of Rahm Emanuel, the criminal ballerina, should be on everyones dart board!

Boehner for President!

What The Sotomayor Disaster Really Looks Like!

“Reverse racism” is an inaccurate and ultimately a destructive term. It shows the lack of intellectual honesty on the part of the culture, and all the talking heads that spout about the culture. Racism is racism and does not need a qualifier.   The term “reverse racism” is only “code” to soften the offense.

Should we really believe the bleeding heart moralizers when they say we should have justice for all? I don’t think so. There is no evidence to think that.

For Frank Ricci and others to have had to go through this should wake up the American people to the oppressive tyranny right around the corner!

This is what the Sotomayor disaster will look like case after case if people like her are not stopped! Sotomayor was slammed on this case by being overturned by the Supreme Court. How many people like her on the court will it take for this type of “justice” not to be over turned?

What kind of president would nominate her for the Supreme Court?