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The best thing I’ve read in a long time!

The concept of the self has undergone a sea change, as has the practice of self-reliance, civic virtue, moral integrity, national pride, and the commitment to cultural perpetuation. The temptation is to embrace one of two options: unbridled self-indulgence without heed for the past or the future, a kind of, let’s say, bed-and-circuses mentality that has become pervasive in the West; or the emptying out of intellectual and spiritual substance into the amorphous but all-consuming structures of grand collective movements, generally of a utopian nature.

A concise view or the end of our civilization!

Exactly How I feel!

Funny Poop Story • Therapy Session

NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT INNOCENT (and guilty)

So the other day.. Monday … I took a moderate-to-massive hoofer in the upstairs terlet. nothing special.. right? well, I clogged the sucker. normally, not a big deal.. let it sit for a few, grab the plunger, hope for the best, then joke about it with the boys.

Oh, the plot chickens.

it’s new-employee-Francine’s first day here, she took over Billy Bob’s desk, which is trouble enough. Srsly. Can’t talk about ball scratching or intestinal malfeasance, rockout to GoatWhore, or discuss the finer points of the new Rammstein video (which, BTW is a full fledged pr0nz0). So anyway…

Now I’m sweating all nervous-like, because I turned a super-hoof-in-water into a viscus brown porridge, and the closet-sized stall is right next to the closet-sized womens stall and here i am totally stinking up the joint, and about a 1/2″ away from having a real horrible overflowing cess-ridden disaster.

“Ok,” I says to myself, “no more plungy-flush… I just gotta plungy-plunge like a bitch till it subsides. i can do this.. put your man-pants on, dude.”

No. No I can’t. Nay, I didn’t. I shut the door and shamefully walk into the boss’s office and tell him what i had just done. I take it upon myself to write up a semi-funny sign for the bathroom, “Maybe humor will take away some of the shame,” I think?

“OUT OF ORDER • GO DOWNSTAIRS • IT’S BAD” I write and follow up with an email to officemom, Hilda. Again with the witty subject.

—–Original Message—–
From: Fred Ralista
Sent: Monday, September 21, 2009 12:09 PM
To: Hilda
Subject: head’s up.

Hey Hilda- we’ve been experiencing some progressively bad behavior
with the upstairs men’s room. I think today was the day where the
toilet decided to kill itself. we need help

we posted an out of order sign, that doesnt fix things.

thansk- FR

Her response:

Fred,
Is it not flushing, overflowing? … big Al is around so please let me
know so I can pass on to him what isn’t working… thanks…k

My Clarification:
it’s not flushing. hasn’t overflowed yet, but who knows.. it’s real angry.
and kinda stinky, too.

OK. Note on the door- Office Mom knows to tell this “Big Al” guy, I should be good… seeing as I work Tuesdays from home, that puts me away from the shame for at least 24 more hours.

Wednesday comes around. I hop downstairs for a coffee refill around ~10-ish. Across the great vast beyond that is the downstairs cubicle farm, “Hey Froderick… did big Al take care of your problem… you know… YOUR TOILET PROBLEM?!”

“Um… my toilet problem?” I kind of meekly question in semi-confusion a la The Big Lebowski.

“Yeah, did he fix your clog?! You said you clogged the toilet in an email and i had him fix it.”

… and that is why, good sirs, I never dropped a codger in high school. people can be so cruel.

Inspiration

Defeat Kennedy in Rhode Island!

John Loughlin (who will be challenging Patrick Kennedy in 2010) has scheduled a town hall meeting for Wednesday, September 30, at 5:30pm at

Brantal’s Restaurant
91 Crandall Road
Tiverton, RI

The left has already posted on their blog, RI Future, to try to pack the meeting with union types. He needs a ton of people there to support him! Please attend… and bring friends!!

John can be reached at:
401 625-9889 – home
401 523 9700 – cell
www.JohnLoughlin.com
rep-john@cox.net

- Courtesy RI Tea Party

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This Looks Like Trouble for Obama’s View of America

This is a RARE photo of the 9/12 Rally taken in extreme High Resolution from atop the Capitol Building. Mr. Beck was personally escorted to this rare vantage point by a congressman who will remain anonymous. This panoramic view offers the viewer documentation of the epic scale of this peaceful demonstration of democracy in action.

I know it’s small, but that looks like the biggest protest on Washington in history!

UPDATE:

9/12 Protesters IN Washington, D.C. Time Lapse Footage

The ignorant Elites that play this down are playing with fire!

thanks to www.glenbeck.com for some of this!

A wishy- washy tyrant juxtaposed with a man with principals, strength and a love for freedom!

As time goes on, Obama, (the most polarizing figure in history) is seen as only a wishy-washy apologist for the very evil USA. There is nothing worth fighting for, except adulation for himself. Freedom does not exist in his tyrannical world. It is obvious the human rights and dignity mean nothing to him.

Reagan on the other hand, had the inner strength, principals and courage to remind oppressive regimes that they are on the wrong path. He never apologized for us. He wanted the best for us! How illuminating to watch these comparisons!

Volbeat: Coolest Band In A While

Obama does talk CRAP!

Craptastic

The THRILL is GONE!

“The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby
And you’ll be sorry someday”

How did B.B. know?

And do it goes…. Obamas approval numbers are in fee-fall and the press secretary..

[Robert ] “Gibbs is so crabby because, incredibly, the administration blames the media for the president’s problems.

It tried blaming Republicans, but the GOP is too far out of power. When the leader of the free world is complaining about a posting on the former governor of Alaska’s Facebook page, he’s got problems.

Boy I’ll Say!

Team Obama tried blaming special interests, but that was a bust too. The president’s deal with the pharmaceutical industry gets him $150 million worth of ads to boost his plan, whatever it is.

The same people who bombard us with ads for products that promise to prevent hardened arteries or encourage hardening elsewhere will soon be selling you Obamacare.

“If you experience doubts about the plan lasting more than four hours, seek immediate help from Organizing for America.”

Democrats tried blaming the “mobs” of “un-American” protesters and “evil mongers” who were giving raspberries to members of Congress at town halls.

That flopped too, leaving the administration to blame the messenger.

And It Continues to Flop!

And one can understand why Gibbs would be a bit shocked by the slightly less accommodating tone of the media.”

Obama cannot seem to see that..

“there is no opponent here other than public opinion and no finish line other than the end of his term.”

And so it it goes….

“The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby
And you’ll be sorry someday”

“Pelosi talks about Swastikas? Maybe she should look at the sleeve on her own arm!”

” I kept my oath to the constitution, will you keep yours”

This marine vet. should inspire and energize all of us for the continuing battle!