29
Sep
09

A Double Asshole!

25
Sep
09

Domestic terrorists riot in PA

Source

The marchers included small groups of self-described anarchists, some wearing dark clothes and bandanas and carrying black flags. Others wore helmets and safety goggles.

One banner read, “No borders, no thanks,” another, “No hope in capitalism.” A few minutes into the march, protesters unfurled a large banner reading “NO BAILOUT NO CAPITALISM” with an encircled “A,” a recognized sign of anarchists.
Hmm… NOT a Tea Party.
The marchers did not have a permit and, after a few blocks, police declared it an unlawful assembly. They played an announcement over a loudspeaker telling people to leave or face arrest and then police in riot gear moved in to break it up.

Protesters split into smaller groups. Some rolled large metal trash bins toward police, and a man in a black hooded sweat shirt threw rocks at a police car, breaking the front windshield. Protesters broke windows in a few businesses, including a bank branch and a Boston Market restaurant.

Compare and contrast with the following…

Real patriots.

24
Sep
09

Funny Poop Story • Therapy Session

NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT INNOCENT (and guilty)

So the other day.. Monday … I took a moderate-to-massive hoofer in the upstairs terlet. nothing special.. right? well, I clogged the sucker. normally, not a big deal.. let it sit for a few, grab the plunger, hope for the best, then joke about it with the boys.

Oh, the plot chickens.

it’s new-employee-Francine’s first day here, she took over Billy Bob’s desk, which is trouble enough. Srsly. Can’t talk about ball scratching or intestinal malfeasance, rockout to GoatWhore, or discuss the finer points of the new Rammstein video (which, BTW is a full fledged pr0nz0). So anyway…

Now I’m sweating all nervous-like, because I turned a super-hoof-in-water into a viscus brown porridge, and the closet-sized stall is right next to the closet-sized womens stall and here i am totally stinking up the joint, and about a 1/2″ away from having a real horrible overflowing cess-ridden disaster.

“Ok,” I says to myself, “no more plungy-flush… I just gotta plungy-plunge like a bitch till it subsides. i can do this.. put your man-pants on, dude.”

No. No I can’t. Nay, I didn’t. I shut the door and shamefully walk into the boss’s office and tell him what i had just done. I take it upon myself to write up a semi-funny sign for the bathroom, “Maybe humor will take away some of the shame,” I think?

“OUT OF ORDER • GO DOWNSTAIRS • IT’S BAD” I write and follow up with an email to officemom, Hilda. Again with the witty subject.

—–Original Message—–
From: Fred Ralista
Sent: Monday, September 21, 2009 12:09 PM
To: Hilda
Subject: head’s up.

Hey Hilda- we’ve been experiencing some progressively bad behavior
with the upstairs men’s room. I think today was the day where the
toilet decided to kill itself. we need help

we posted an out of order sign, that doesnt fix things.

thansk- FR


Her response:

Fred,
Is it not flushing, overflowing? :( … big Al is around so please let me
know so I can pass on to him what isn’t working… thanks…k


My Clarification:
it’s not flushing. hasn’t overflowed yet, but who knows.. it’s real angry.
and kinda stinky, too.

OK. Note on the door- Office Mom knows to tell this “Big Al” guy, I should be good… seeing as I work Tuesdays from home, that puts me away from the shame for at least 24 more hours.

Wednesday comes around. I hop downstairs for a coffee refill around ~10-ish. Across the great vast beyond that is the downstairs cubicle farm, “Hey Froderick… did big Al take care of your problem… you know… YOUR TOILET PROBLEM?!”

“Um… my toilet problem?” I kind of meekly question in semi-confusion a la The Big Lebowski.

“Yeah, did he fix your clog?! You said you clogged the toilet in an email and i had him fix it.”

… and that is why, good sirs, I never dropped a codger in high school. people can be so cruel.

Inspiration

22
Sep
09

Defeat Kennedy in Rhode Island!

John Loughlin (who will be challenging Patrick Kennedy in 2010) has scheduled a town hall meeting for Wednesday, September 30, at 5:30pm at

Brantal’s Restaurant
91 Crandall Road
Tiverton, RI

The left has already posted on their blog, RI Future, to try to pack the meeting with union types. He needs a ton of people there to support him! Please attend… and bring friends!!

John can be reached at:
401 625-9889 – home
401 523 9700 – cell
www.JohnLoughlin.com
rep-john@cox.net

- Courtesy RI Tea Party


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22
Sep
09

How to get on Rachel Maddow’s show

Now she’s worried about people comparing the president to Hitler? Listen to the hysterical lefty, Frank Schaeffer, getting his panties all bunched about the “middle aged white males that are not terribly bright” protesting Obama, the most polarizing figure in history.

Frank Schaeffer ,at one time was fighting the Hollywood left. He was a thoughtful, educated evangelical christian. He was concerned about the demise  of our culture. His father,Francis Schaeffer was a noted philosopher and theologian that wasn’t a crackpot. Frank Schaeffer seems to have failed, and seems to be tired of living in his fathers shadow. He has become angry and very disturbed! So he is now bashing the right who were once his “friends”.

How else do you get on Rachel Maddow’s or Chris Matthew’s show. Notice how angry he is. Notice the coldness in his face. Liberals love a conservative that turns and bashes their history, and where they came from.  Write some books about it and this is how you get some attention from dishonest people like Rachel Maddow!

Now, if these angry not so bright people, that is, Rachel and Frank, were really outraged they would have started their tirade with the  people in the next video. Watch the replay of Rachel and Frank, but with the images of the truly unhinged, misinformed, and not so bright people!

Maybe if Rachel , Frank and others  actually were honest and reported the truth we would have a more civil culture!

20
Sep
09

The “National Hemorrhoid” gets called out!

It’s got to be bad for Jimmah Carter when the liberal RINO, John McCain, (who ran one of the worst presidential campaigns in a lifetime) calls Carter the worst President in the 20th century!!

Thanks Rush, for the great nickname!

19
Sep
09

The “MAN” with the Plan for Acorn

Obama = Acorn   and   Acorn = Obama

Obama, the most polarizing figure in history, said to ACORN members on December 0f 2007, ” you will help us shape the agenda”.

He was their lawyer, he knows how they work! He likes what they do. they cause chaos and confusion, like he does. They are his child. There is no other conclusion…. Obama = Acorn  Acorn = Obama !

A detailed view at : Corruption = ACORN = SEIU (= SEANC?)  and as we maintain… this all sits in Obama’s lap!

19
Sep
09

Chris Wallace commenting on the White House!

“They are the biggest bunch of crybabies I have dealt with in my 30 years in Washington.”

Every speech that Obama (the most polarizing figure in history) gives, he whines and carries on like a spoiled baby! Finally, this fact is hitting the news!

16
Sep
09

This Looks Like Trouble for Obama’s View of America

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This is a RARE photo of the 9/12 Rally taken in extreme High Resolution from atop the Capitol Building. Mr. Beck was personally escorted to this rare vantage point by a congressman who will remain anonymous. This panoramic view offers the viewer documentation of the epic scale of this peaceful demonstration of democracy in action.

I know it’s small, but that looks like the biggest protest on Washington in history!

UPDATE:

9/12 Protesters IN Washington, D.C. Time Lapse Footage

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The ignorant Elites that play this down are playing with fire!

thanks to www.glenbeck.com for some of this!

11
Sep
09

“Betraying Our Dead” by ralph peters

Jet and 2nd Tower

Courtesy of the NY Post
Betraying our dead
By RALPH PETERS
Last Updated: 8:32 AM, September 11, 2009
Posted: 1:13 AM, September 11, 2009
Eight years ago today, our homeland was attacked by fanatical Muslims inspired by Saudi Arabian bigotry. Three thousand American citizens and residents died.

We resolved that we, the People, would never forget. Then we forgot.

We’ve learned nothing.

Instead of cracking down on Islamist extremism, we’ve excused it.

Instead of killing terrorists, we free them.

Instead of relentlessly hunting Islamist madmen, we seek to appease them.

Instead of acknowledging that radical Islam is the problem, we elected a president who blames America, whose idea of freedom is the right for women to suffer in silence behind a veil — and who counts among his mentors and friends those who damn our country or believe that our own government staged the tragedy of September 11, 2001.

Instead of insisting that freedom will not be infringed by terrorist threats, we censor works that might offend mass murderers. Radical Muslims around the world can indulge in viral lies about us, but we dare not even publish cartoons mocking them.

Instead of protecting law-abiding Americans, we reject profiling to avoid offending terrorists. So we confiscate granny’s shampoo at the airport because the half-empty container could hold 3.5 ounces of liquid.

Instead of insisting that Islamist hatred and religious apartheid have no place in our country, we permit the Saudis to continue funding mosques and madrassahs where hating Jews and Christians is preached as essential to Islam.

Instead of confronting Saudi hate-mongers, our president bows down to the Saudi king.

Instead of recognizing the Saudi-sponsored Wahhabi cult as the core of the problem, our president blames Israel.

Instead of asking why Middle Eastern civilization has failed so abjectly, our president suggests that we’re the failures.

Instead of taking every effective measure to cull information from terrorists, the current administration threatens CIA agents with prosecution for keeping us safe.

Instead of proudly and promptly rebuilding on the site of the Twin Towers, we’ve committed ourselves to the hopeless, useless task of rebuilding Afghanistan. (Perhaps we should have built a mosque at Ground Zero — the Saudis would’ve funded it.)

Instead of taking a firm stand against Islamist fanaticism, we’ve made a cult of negotiations — as our enemies pursue nuclear weapons; sponsor terrorism; torture, imprison, rape and murder their own citizens — and laugh at us.

Instead of insisting that Islam must become a religion of responsibility, our leaders in both parties continue to bleat that “Islam’s a religion of peace,” ignoring the curious absence of Baptist suicide bombers.

Instead of requiring new immigrants to integrate into our society and conform to its public values, we encourage and subsidize anti-American, woman-hating, freedom-denying bigotry in the name of toleration.

Instead of pursuing our enemies to the ends of the earth, we help them sue us.

We’ve dishonored our dead and whitewashed our enemies. A distinctly unholy alliance between fanatical Islamists abroad and a politically correct “elite” in the US has reduced 9/11 to the status of a non-event, a day for politicians to preen about how little they’ve done.

We’ve forgotten the shock and the patriotic fury Americans felt on that bright September morning eight years ago. We’ve forgotten our identification with fellow citizens leaping from doomed skyscrapers. We’ve forgotten the courage of airline passengers who would not surrender to terror.

We’ve forgotten the men and women who burned to death or suffocated in the Pentagon. We’ve forgotten our promises, our vows, our commitments.

We’ve forgotten what we owe our dead and what we owe our children. We’ve even forgotten who attacked us.

We have betrayed the memory of our dead. In doing so, we betrayed ourselves and our country. Our troops continue to fight — when they’re allowed to do so — but our politicians have surrendered.

Are we willing to let the terrorists win?

Ralph Peters’ new thriller, “The War After Armageddon,” goes on sale next Tuesday.